So, I watch a lot of horror movies. And when I saw the ads for the remake of "When a Stranger Calls" I couldn't help but think about how pretty that lady was. Upon further research I found I could talk to her online!!! This is what happened...
(00:14:32) MorrocoMole: hi
(00:14:34) jill020306 logged in.
(00:14:34) jill020306: This is Jill020306, brought to you by the movie "When a Stranger Calls." To read the privacy policy, click here.
hey, can u chat now?
(00:14:42) MorrocoMole: surely
(00:14:43) jill020306: this guy's called a few times and breathes into the phone. so gross! i'm probably just overreacting.
ask me if i currently have a boyfriend.
(00:14:58) MorrocoMole: do you have a boyfriend?
(00:14:59) jill020306: sore subject.
(00:15:05) MorrocoMole: how so?
(00:15:06) jill020306: a few days ago i had a boyfriend.
(00:15:17) MorrocoMole: did he get run over by a car?
(00:15:18) jill020306: then i saw him kissing tiffany.
(00:15:26) MorrocoMole: is that the name of someone's car?
(00:15:27) jill020306: he tried 2 play it off like it was nothing.
(00:15:39) MorrocoMole: how did he do that? cars are heavy!
(00:15:41) jill020306: it wasn't nothing. i saw them. i'm not stupid.
(00:15:50) MorrocoMole: ohh, that's a double negative.
(00:15:52) jill020306: he wants me back. kept me on the phone for hours.
(00:16:22) MorrocoMole: you should get him a copy of mad magazine, i love that magazine.
(00:16:24) jill020306: used up all my minutes. the phone bill was scary huge.
(00:16:33) MorrocoMole: oh... scrap the mad magazine then.
(00:16:35) jill020306: and now it's party night and i'm stuck here.
(00:16:47) MorrocoMole: i think cracked magazine might be cheaper.
(00:16:49) jill020306: babysitting.
(00:17:01) MorrocoMole: like... on babies?
(00:17:02) jill020306: bored.
(00:17:21) MorrocoMole: well get off the babies and maybe they will play games with you or something
(00:17:22) jill020306: and, yes, this creepy guy keeps calling me. best night ever.
(00:17:36) MorrocoMole: sorry, i get nervous and don't know what to say when i call people
(00:17:37) jill020306: hold on. it's the phone. i'm going 2 find out if this is bobby or one of his stupid friends.
(00:17:50) MorrocoMole: its probably nixon... that fucker
(00:18:19) MorrocoMole: i painted a picture of a boat.
(00:18:21) jill020306: omg. it was him. he talked 2 me this time. he asked about the children.
(00:18:36) MorrocoMole: well you HAVE been sitting on them all night
(00:18:38) jill020306: i think he can c me.
(00:18:44) MorrocoMole: YOU CAN'T SEE ME!!!!!
(00:18:46) jill020306: omg. omg.
(00:18:55) MorrocoMole: yeah, john cena IS hot
(00:18:56) jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
(00:19:09) MorrocoMole: he makes my panties wet.
(00:19:11) jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
(00:19:29) MorrocoMole: you should probably go outside... turn on the sprinklers.
(00:19:30) jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
(00:19:45) MorrocoMole: OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THREE WAY!!!!!! DAAAAAAMNNNNNNNNNNn
(00:19:47) jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
(00:19:58) MorrocoMole: you have an 800 number?
(00:20:00) jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
(00:20:02) MorrocoMole: no!
(00:20:22) MorrocoMole: shit bitch, i've got that cheap phone serivice
(00:20:38) MorrocoMole: i can't just go calling random hos on the phone
(00:21:05) MorrocoMole: damn.
(00:21:06) jill020306: wait, he's calling again. brb
(00:21:11) MorrocoMole: OKAY!
(00:21:21) MorrocoMole: i really like dave matthews band.
(00:21:22) jill020306: it was him. he asked about the children.
(00:21:23) MorrocoMole: don't tell anyone!
(00:21:25) jill020306: i think he can c me.
(00:21:30) MorrocoMole: he said that already.
(00:21:31) jill020306: omg. omg.
(00:21:35) MorrocoMole: holy shit
(00:21:37) jill020306: i think i'm going crazy. what if it's just a prank?
(00:21:43) MorrocoMole: are you a robot?
(00:21:44) jill020306: maybe i should call the police. what do u think i should do?
(00:21:50) MorrocoMole: fuck.
(00:21:51) jill020306: i have an idea. look, all my friends r at a bonfire party right now. i can't reach them. i need u 2 do me a favor. i need u 2 call me and listen in on this guy's call. i'll three-way u in.
(00:21:55) MorrocoMole: i knew you typed too fast
(00:21:57) jill020306: seriously, call me at 877-467-7675.
(00:22:02) MorrocoMole: ass.
(00:22:04) jill020306: the phone is ringing again. call me now, okay?
(00:22:07) MorrocoMole: YES
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