Sabertooth: Hell ladies and gents, I'm Sabertooth, you may recognize me as the person who plays the role of Sabertooth in such movies as X-men and... X-men. Anyway, I'm not here to discuss my blistering success as an actor. I'm here to tell you about something new, something great. Something you can really sink your teeth into! I'm here to tell you about Reese's Peanut Butter Lovers Peanut Butter Cups Peanut Butter.

Sabertooth: Here we have what all the hep kids are calling the next big thing in 'limited edition' candy. Limited edition food is funny. I think crystal pepsi should have been called limited edition, then maybe people would have loved it so much that it would have become unlimited edition. You know, so it wasn't a total failure, just a limited edition failure. Yeah. Oh look there is a good friend of mine who I will be able to share one of the two delicious peanut butter cups with.

Wolverine: Hey. That candy looks gorgeous.

Sabertooth: Yeah, we should open it. To eat it. With our mouths. We can chew it with out teeth. Then we can...

Wolverine: Okay. That sounds good. Hold it up, I'll open it.

*SNIKT*

Sabertooth: AHHHHHH MY INSIDES ARE POURING OUT OF MY OUTSIDES!

Wolverine: Oh my goodness.

Sabertooth: HAHA Just joking. These look delicious.

BOTH: YIPPPEEEE!!!!!!!

Sabertooth: I just took a really big bite. It is like the classic candies smoothies, except in a different package, with slightly different ingredients. And they aren't randomly inserted with thatches of pubic hair.

Wolverine: That's gross.

Sabertooth: It tasted tangy.

Sabertooth: LOOK HOW MESSY I AM! I AM COVERED IN CANDY! I AM A MESSY MESSY BOY! HEHEHEHEHHEHEEHHEHE

Wolverine: Look, the bottom is still chocolate. These sons of guns aren't really trying to help us peanut butter lovers. They are trying to use this marketing ploy as a way to get me to eat chocolate. If I eat chocolate my dick will fall off and a boulder that is precariously hanging over my grandmother and she rests quietly in her bed will fall, not causing death, just extreme pain. EXTREME PAIN!

Sabertooth: I'll eat it.

Wolverine: Okay. Thank you for saving my grandmother, and my dick.

Sabertooth: I love you.

Wolverine: I love you too.