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Well, I did a little re-designing and site maintenance. So now I figure all it is that I have to do is make some more articles. Easy. So I racked my brain for some things to write about. After realizing my picture taking abilities were hindered by the fact that I don't have a camera. I would have to do some image stealing. So, I figured the best thing to do would be to type random stuff into google and see what kind of funny pictures I could find. And with those pictures resting cozily on my hard drive. I began what I call...
I figured the most important kind of stupid picture to have was of some idiots. So with that thought, I typed idiot into google. Never before have I seen so many idiots. This guy really jumped out at me.
The first thing to notice in this picture is that it appears this guy (or girl) has just been recently punched in the eye, or they have some really weird eyelashes. The next thing I notice is that they are wearing something stupid on their head. From personal experience I can say that getting a picture taken of you with something stupid on your head, while funny at the time, turns out to be a bad idea every time. This one time, someone took a picture of me with a dead monkey on my head while I was dancing in the tree tops of the recently murdered beast. Little did I know it was actually ILLEGAL to kill monkeys then wear them as hats. News to me, probably news to you as well. Not this guy though. I'm pretty sure he has the same couch as I do though. That's kind of weird. Not as weird as his face though. What a goofy piece of garbage. I bet he also has a shirt that says "I'm with dumb" and has an arrow pointing to his right. I think he has saran wrap on his walls too. I'm also sure that his shirt doubles as couch camouflage so when he's sitting on it it's like there is a floating head. That's pretty weird, or funny. Next word.... EXPLOSION! Who doesn't like explosions?
THE EXPLOSION DJ DANCE TROUPE! THE EXTRA E IS FOR EXCITEMENT! That one sucked, lets think of a better word for this next one. How about cocaine. I love cocaine. I implore everyone to visit the white lady at least a couple times a day.
Hey, it's a guy snorting cocaine. That's pretty funny in itself. But the funny part of this picture is the secret identity of the man doing the cocaine. That's right, it's none other than Dick Weight! It must really suck to be named Dick Weight. Just think of all the things people could call you. Then think about how your actual name was probably a bigger insult than what they just called you. Dick Weight... HAW HAW! We all love movies... let's type in movies!
Well, I guess there was a movie that had guys like this in it. I really admire this guy. By his pose you can tell he's thinking 'They don't know it... but inside my head I'm pretending that they are all naked and having knives thrown at them. teeheeheee" How do I know that? Because he's my kind of guy. I think in days gone by guys like this fella would knock on peoples doors then whap them in the head with a fish or something to knock them out. Then they would go through all the people's stuff and steal all the sheets in the house to build sheet forts in the woods. Nothing can really beat a good sheet fort. I built a sheet fort a couple times. It looked like a cave, or a bunch of sheets. Finally, I'm going to type in something we can all relate to... 'alligator babies'. SURVEY SAYS:
OH MY GOSH!!! ANTONIO BANDERAS IS STEALING THAT GUYS BABIES!!! PUT THEM BACK ANTONIO! Hey, is that a Garfield stuffed animal? I like Garfield, he's funny because he's fat... fat cat. That rhymes. Look at that moustache. It takes up his whole freaking face! If only some day I could grow a latin lover moustache. Then I too, could steal babies. I don't think the baby on the right really minds that he is being kidnapped by a moustache maniac, in fact, I think he kind of likes it. While the one of the left is thinking "if I had a piece of cake, I'd be eating it. However, all I have in my possession right now is a big turd in my pants. Surprise mister moustache, a winner is me!" ---------- |
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