CODE: Hulkster

HI! THIS IS THE CURRY MAN! I'M HOT, I'M SPICY AND I TASTE GREAT! BUT THE SPICY ONE HAS BEEN THINKING... WHAT ELSE TASTES GREAT? SO IN AN EFFORT TO FIND THE BEST TASTING THING IN THE WORLD I REALIZED THAT MOST THINGS THAT TASTE GOOD ARE COMBINATIONS. LIKE CURRY AND RICE! SO I THOUGHT AND THOUGHT, THEN THE SPICY ONE REALIZED THERE IS SOMETHING THAT TASTES GOOD ON EVERYTHING! CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER! SO NOW I MAKE THIS REPORT FOR MY #1 FAN MIKE! THIS IS:

THE ONLY WAY I CAN FIND THE MOST DELICIOUS THING IN THE WORLD IS TO TRY IT ALL! SO LET'S GET GOING! SPICE!

"OH! WHAT IS THIS?" I ASK MYSELF, THE SPICY ONE. YES IT'S CRUNCHY PEANUT BUTTER! THE EXCITEMENT IS UNBEARABLE! BEAR! NOW I NEED TO GET ON WITH THE PUTTING IT ON STUFF! MMMMMMM WHAT COULD I PUT IT ON? FIRST I WILL TRY SOMETHING UNCONVENTIONAL.

YOGURT! WILL THE CREAMYNESS OF THE YOGURT FLOW WELL WITH THE EXTRA CRUNCHYNESS OF THE PEANUT BUTTER? I THINK YOU KNOW THE NEXT STEP! I WILL EAT IT!

OH NO! IT'S LIKE I JUST DIPPED PEANUT BUTTER INTO THE TOILET AFTER SOMEONE ATE 4 GALLONS OF STRAWBERRY SORBET AND 2 BOTTLES OF EXLAX! THE AGONY! THE SPICY ONE WILL NEVER DO THIS AGAIN. NOT EVEN FOR $20. WELL, MAYBE FOR $20. OR $1.

SO OUR FIRST TEST WAS NEGATIVE. I UNDERSTAND THERE HAS TO BE ERROR IN TRIAL AND ERROR. BUT I THINK I WOULD HAVE RATHER GOT PUNCHED IN THE FACE THEN HIT WITH A BAT THAN EAT PEANUT BUTTER AND YOGURT AGAIN. SO WE SHALL MOVE ON TO THE NEXT STEP...

MY FINGER! AS SOON AS I DIPPED MY FINGER INTO THE EXTRA CRUNCHY GOODNESS I COULD HAVE SWORN I HEARD SOMEONE YELLING "WHY DO YOU PUT YOUR FINGER IN THE PEANUT BUTTEERRR!" SO I DANCED.

OH NO! THE RENEGADE OF SPICE HAD FORGOTTEN THAT BITING HIS FINGER HURTS! IT WAS LIKE BITING THROUGH HEAVEN ONLY TO SCRAPE MY TEETH UPON THE ROCKS OF HELL AND THEN FEELING THE ETERNAL FLAMES BURNING THROUGH MY FINGER OF POINTING! WILL THE SPICY ONE EVER POINT AGAIN? I SURE HOPE SO!

ERRORS ARE ERRORS IS WHAT I SAY. OR IS IT BEARS ARE BEARS? BEANS ARE BEARS... BIRDS? I DON'T KNOW. NEXT INGREDIENT!

MY GOOD FRIEND MIKE SENT ME HIS GOOD BUDDY TO HELP ME TEST THINGS OUT. THE WEIRD THING IS THIS IS JUST A PLASTIC THING. SO I AM GOING TO EAT IT!

HOLY CRAP! HE PUNCHED ME! HE HAD PEANUT BUTTER ON HIS HAND. IT WAS EXTRA CRUNCHY! AND HE WENT AND PUNCHED ME IN THE TEETH. IT WAS LIKE SOMEONE WRAPPING THEIR HANDS IN ROCKS BEFORE PUNCHING SOMEONE. LUCKILY AFTER HE ATTACKED ME I BIT HIS ARM OFF! THAT WILL SHOW THAT IDIOT TO MESS WITH THE SPICE.

SINCE THE PAST FEW NON FOOD ITEMS HAVE ONLY GIVEN ME SEARING PAIN. I DECIDE TO USE SOMETHING THAT IS ALSO DELICIOUS IN IT'S OWN RIGHT. FROSTED VANILLA CREME POP TARTS!

YES! WE HAVE A WINNER! AND IT'S YOU! THE READER, BECAUSE YOU NOW KNOW THE MOST DELICIOUS THINGS TO PUT PEANUT BUTTER OF THE EXTRA CRUNCHY VARIETY ON!

THANK YOU!

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CURRY MAN