CODE: Hulkster

MMMMM, I'm back. I havn't written anything since I have homework and projects for school to do. I'm just going to drop out. I make such a healthy living from this site alone I could buy a new car every time the old one ran out of gas.

I don't really want to capture any pictures or anything, or even open photoshop actually. So, today I'm going to draw some pictures for you in paint. Then... I'm going to review them, without any bias, for you. I call it....

Yikes, maybe I should save them as a different format, that's pretty ugly. But, look at that guys mustache. It's hilarious! He's wearing a funny hat too. Everybody knows that funny hats = LOLs! I hate acronyms.

When I was creating this piece I used a unique style of shading called 'invisible' shading. This is when the shading is SO miniscule that you can't even see it. It's there though. Believe me. Now for the review. Truthfully I must say I am surprised this looks anything like Magneto. Considering the fact that this was done in about a minute. This will, however, explain missing details. Such as his cape behind him and the fact his hand is actually just a blob. If these two things were fixed I could see this being sold on ebay for about $40. But, since these were missing, I don't think it will sell... at all.

Oh my, if it isn't everyone's favorite gangster slug! Jabba the Hutt! Due to the lack of time and really caring, I decided to leaveout Salacious Crumb. I know this may upset some people, but it will become clear that I still have love for Jabba's Palace soon enough.

There are a few things missing from this picture that make it totally worthless and stupid. For one, it was saved in a really shitty gif format that made the colors suck. Secondly, where is his pipe and little bowl of frogs to eat? Man, this guy is going to starve if he doesn't have that. Where are all the dancing ladies too? Pote Snitkin? Where is he? This picture is obviously a bad representation of my main man Jabba, in fact, this pretty much just pissed me off. I hate whoever drew this.

This is my roommate sleeping. Look at his big stupid blanket that falls down on to my bed all the time and knocks my toys over. He was still sleeping till I just sneezed. Now he's looking at me. That weird jerk.

I like the color of these guys' walls. Boy does that guy's head look stupid.

This is a dog swimming in green pudding. I know what you are thinking. You are thinking that it's actually a giant pool of shamrock shake. But I just told you what it really was, so you are wrong.

The dog says.... WOOF!

That's all

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Mike