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The amount of time spent in Photoshop on most of my articles has made me want to update less and less due to time constraints, but, luckily for you, I have decided that pictures in paint look just as good, if not better. I also GREATLY enjoy run-on sentences and grammatical errors.. Anyway, a returning feature is about to make your eyes wet with laughter and your crotch wet with urine because here is ANIMAL BATTLE II!
An epic battle indeed. Penguins vs. Polar Bears. There is an odd twist to this battle. This isn't just a fight between a normal polar bear and a normal penguin. Oh no. That would be too boring, it'd just be something like, "The bear ate the penguin". Then stop there. So I found the top of the ladder of each species. They then went to train in Japan under legendary fighter Ken Masters. After many years of hard training and stuff they came back to CODE: Hulkster arena to square off in a battle to the death! The first animal to make a move is the penguin!
Utilizing his training in japan, the penguin begins to pummel the polar bear with nunchaku. The polar bear tries to block the shots but the swinging weapons are too much for him, he is forced to retreat to the corner. This spawns the penguin to turn around and mock his partner by playing with a big ball in the water. The polar bear sees this and even though it's really cute, he is still enraged! He goes to the side of the arena to get something. I can't quite make out what it is. Uh oh...
The polar bear has found a giant battle axe in the arena. This could spell the end for our penguin friend who is still taunting the bear from the ball. The bear slowly makes his way over to the penguin to rough him up a little bit. The penguin waddles quickly through the bears legs though. The polar bear is confused what is the penguin doing, he is walking down, now down and towards, now towards. I think I know what he is doing!
YES! The penguin has used a technique of his master Ken. He has used the fireball. It seems he used a weak punch though as it is moving very slowly towards the bear. The polar bear is emulating the same moves now and shoots a fireball of his own towards the penguin. The energies cancel each other out and they begin to throw punches so fast I can barely see them moving. This is quite a battle. It looks as though the bear is backing the penguin to the edge of the arena to go for a big finish. He's trying to do something, he's shot a couple fireballs oh my...
The polar bear has just hit the penguin with a move I've only seen Ken Masters hit with such intensity, the STRONG PUNCH DRAGON PUNCH. The penguin could be out of it. He is laying motionless against the arena wall. The bear has turned around is now mocking his opponent by waddling around the arena like a cute little penguin. But behind his foe rises to his feet. He's doing the same motions he did before the fireball, this could be another. This time he shoots ice! He has frozen his enemy. He's now waddling up to him slowly and cutely. I've seen something similar to this before
He must have trained under sub-zero too! ACH CHA CHA CHA!
DAMN THE TORPEDOS!!! ------------------ |
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